Also, the Society of Potato-Faced Motherfuckers have distanced themselves from Mr. Weinstein.

Man, I hope someone can unbreak his heart.

Good for you! Changing the world one burner account at a time.

#LesbiansSoWhite

Most Likely to Never Get a Teaching Job Again

Their new show Curt Schilling show “No Queefy Cucks” is slated to start next Monday.

It was unfortunate he yelled it at Stevie Wonder though.

How fitting, both the Rangers and Bieber have been dogshit since ‘94.

Charles Manson also claims allergy to actress blood left him “all fouled up and shit”.

I believe Joe Alwyn is Welsh for “Taylor’s New Beard”.

Oh thank God, Cajun Gump is gonna save the day from terrorists.

So this was originally just an OJ book titled, “If I Did It” but the rights to the book were given to the Goldmans as part of their civil compensation.

If I were a politician on Twitter I would never reply to anyone, never retweet anyone, and maybe send 2-3 tweets a week. I would leave my DMs open for about 6 hours for one day a week, and have someone on my staff prune them down to ones I could reply to.

I never understood politicians on either side who Tweet this sort of snarky, preach to the choir stuff. As if Twitter likes are worth a flying fuck anyway.

“You know, I really liked Pink Flamingos but I was really disappointed when I found out Divine ate shit from a non-American dog.”

“I’m sorry, my Botox surgeon is black and I disappointed her.”

“Kathy...fuck them. Fuck them all.”

Wow, that’s really an achievement to break her. Raggedy Ann dolls are pretty study.

“Thank you for being here, Ananya. I bet your parents are proud of you when they’re not making donuts!”

Thank you, I appreciate your openness and information on the topic. It’s definitely informed my opinion. She WILL never win. This stuff needs to be out in the open.