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If I was starting up a new podcast or say video series, I would put together a critical think piece on Zack Snyder films. Knowing full well that AV Club has a Google alert for anything negative about Snyder and will gladly write up an article with a link to my new project.

Tarantino always gets a ton of credit for re-igniting the careers of Hollywood has-beens (Travolta, Forrester, Carradine, Pam Grier, Kurt Russell, etc).

Ahhh…the life of a man with a perm. Must be tough.

Powers V. Borat: Dawn Of Frat Quotes

15 years?!?! The AV Club obviously doesn't hang in my social circle. That phrase is quoted almost as much as Borat.

Really looking forward to checking this out this weekend. Sharlto Copley is great in all things. All things!!!

This man is a national treasure and legit one of the nicest guys out there. Much success and pop tarts as far as the eye can see to you, Michael J. Nelson.

I think it's silly to consider Limp Bizkit nu-metal. Just because they became popular in that era, doesn't mean they fit that genre. There was nothing rock/metal about Durst's lyrics or delivery. This, much like early Kid Rock and Linkin Park — this was more rap with guitars. Rap-Rock, if you will — which is a genre

My biggest regret is not being able to see this or the upcoming replay in the theater. Sure, I can purchase and download it later, but I was really surprised how much I have enjoyed these Rifftrax Live events. Something about seeing them riff and laughing with like-minded individuals enhances the experience.

If it takes place in the Star Wars Universe and it's a movie, it damn well better have a crawl. How else are we supposed to know where and when this story takes place?!?

I once wrote a term paper on the theatrical release of the movie "Showgirls". I also got an A+.

America — Hitting you over the head with something you once thought was entertaining and harmless until you grow to hate it.

Pretty much anything Paul F. Thomkins does I feel is just for me.

Colton Haynes will be fine. Pretty much everything I have ever done has been called "fucking pussy bullshit" by my dad. I turned out okay…mostly.

It was full blown sarcasm.

Food network did it first. Except they had to make life-size gingerbread houses. It pitted the two bros against each other. One had the hairy-cheeked cake dude as a partner and the other had the cake dude that looks like the professor from Futurama. You figure it out, I give up.

Took my son to it as well. It almost broke me.

Cats. Everywhere. Rejoicing.

Now I'm supposed to believe there are guys out there lying about their resume just so they can get laid??

Whenever someone relatively unknown does something successful that people are interested in, we HAVE TO dig up earlier stuff that wasn't successful and people clearly weren't interested in. Because we had to be wrong about it, right? I mean the guy did Hamilton, everything he has done must have been great!