Sad, Mother Theresa’s extreme narcissism is SAD!

Ted Chiang - Exhalation

To quote Mother Theresa, “And when you’re a living saint, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything.” 

Some days it truly feels as though the world is trying to give me a rage stroke. I'm sure I'm not alone.

Streisand Effect. Let her speak and it’s only local news. Cut her off and you’re going national.

Treason looks a lot more like this!

Treason?

Ah, I’m so sorry fellow bi person! I’m just so used to the Miley bi/panphobic stuff from monosexuals- I thought you were talking about the myth that a bi person need to settle down and chose a gender because it’s not a valid sexuality

Accept no substitutes!

Assuming he survives until he’s 35. 

So this is how David Hogg spent his gap year! That kid is gonna be president one day.

I get the sense that Miley loves Liam but she wants an open marriage and it’s a deal breaker for him. I can imagine them getting back together and splitting up again and again because they seem like the loves of each others lives, unless Liam finds someone pretty and boring and vegan and settles down.

Ioney I would not settle for that rather charming but boring island. I’d want Herm Islan. It’s 1.4 miles long and half a mile wide. It’s off the south coast of the UK, it’s part of the channel islands which are also pretty small -[ I’ve been a few times because my godmother lives in Guernsey.) It’s gorgeous, there are…

TO parrot others...This isnt Blink - 182...this is Tom’s band he formed when HE left Blink. That said, blink was always over rated, and this is just garbage.

On the plus side, seeing as it’s Angels and Airwaves and it’s a music video in 2019, nobody will see it.

It's been legitimized forever. This is just continuing the trend. The fact that it's even bring critiqued negatively in those terms is a good thing. 

I never liked this piece- of shit -perpetual- Peter-Pan - faux -punky -poppy boy band - but I was almost 30 when “Growing Up”, which put them on the map, came out.

except, i don’t think most men give a shit about ‘killing babies’. they do care about controlling women.

Props to that alligator climbing the fence for being more ambitious than I’ve ever been in my entire life.

You could always just ask the bartender to come back in a couple minutes if what you’re addressing on your phone is important. I am sure they would understand.