except, i don’t think most men give a shit about ‘killing babies’. they do care about controlling women.

He’d probably remove the plaque and put a Trump sign up instead.

They should have made it out of tungsten alloy. That way when the surface temperature is hovering around 900 Celsius and the atmospheric pressure is somewhere around 90 times what it is now, some probe from a distant world can read it and know there was once life here.   And that life was stupid.  

Props to that alligator climbing the fence for being more ambitious than I’ve ever been in my entire life.

Our country is terrible right now. The racism, the meanness and foolishness of our government, the caging of children, all the mass shootings. Plus it’s August and we’re all melting. Not to mention the climate. Epstein. Weinstein. Endangered species. It’s awful out there and this news fits right in. I'm taking the…

The biggest thing that most people are ignoring is that, if there WAS a plan to place a hit, it wouldn’t have been done in such a way to bring all this attention*. He would have just been transferred to somewhere and disappeared.

‘Cept maybe him calling up a supporter to say, “I meant the other fat guy...”

Oh, that is pretty good. You know the plump supporter was soooo excited to go defend his Orange Lord’s honor. He gets in there, loyal soldier that he is, and has his moment and lo! He hears Trump single him out, feels the eyes of the gibbering crowd on him; this is his heroic moment.

Who burned down your Shire? Sheesh.

You could always just ask the bartender to come back in a couple minutes if what you’re addressing on your phone is important. I am sure they would understand.

It’s not really fair to lump Luke Evans in with men in the closet though. 

Checks out. You must be from Europe. That’s a sane and entirely reasonable attitude.

Wow, I had such a crush on Chloe from Smallville back in the day. This is so friggin’ weird.

I do believe he made the word “harm” do a LOT of work to obscure his misdeeds, but watching the Bashir documentary “Living With Michael Jackson,” what I am struck by is that he stringently claimed that his relationships with children were appropriate, innocent, and non-sexual in THE SAME INTERVIEW where he absolutely…

Thank you for this. As a lifelong dyed in the wool fan, I watched the documentary with equal tension and relief. I ‘m ashamed I was a WHERE’S THE PROOF? fan, although by the time 2005 had rolled around I had experienced sexual assault and became acquainted with the legal system’s handling of it. As I still regularly…

I watch this show. It’s a guilty pleasure. The said person who died, Mountie Jack, was written off the show as he wanted to pursue other career opportunities. The show is based on the books of the same name where his character was definitely not killed off. LOL. I figured they would ride this season out with her in…

Good.

It’s a fun thought experiment to play “what if Al Gore had won,” but to basically blame a 22-year old intern with a crush on her boss for the death of millions around the world certainly transforms it into an awful take.

Eh, I understand what they’re saying but they seem like they’re laying this at the feet of people like Chelsea, which is crazy. It also seems like they’re opportunists too. They saw someone who was famous and knew that confronting her would get a lot of attention, so they went for it. 

There is nothing boring about Equilibrium: a film, I clearly have to remind you, in which Christian Bale gracefully guns down a dozen men to save a puppy.