Yup. I mean Trump himself says he loves the uneducated. Don’t want those educated people mucking things up by doing such things as “asking questions” or “demanding facts”.

Yup, China is playing him like a fiddle, they aren’t going to give an inch to Donald, mostly because they don’t have to. His precious wall is in no way going to be remotely finished in time for the next election, and there are a lot of photos floating around showing him being chummy with Epstein despite him claiming…

I work in a shop and we got advent calenders and festive sweets in on the weekend. So now there’s an isle for all the summer stuff - picnic things, buckets and spades etc, half an isle for Christmas things and a load of Halloween sweets and things in another isle.  It’s like going through seasons in about twenty…

Oh I’m sorry, that sounds horrible.  I hope that you are living your best life now.

I live on the Isle of Wight, we’ve got exactly one Starbucks here and I’ve never been in it, it’s on the other side of the Island and has some really nice local coffee shops by it so I’ve never been in it. Perhaps I might have to go now to see what the fuss is about. Oh looked it up, Pumpkin spiced lattes are coming…

That fluttering sound is pretty much everyone reading your idiotic comment blinking in disbelief.

I can’t imagine why someone would stay with someone who is essentially saying thatI have never found you sexually desirable and have been lying to you all through our marriage. I wonder what his kids think about it, everything they’ve known has been up-ended.

I’m am confused by pumpkin spice. What is it? I’m a Brit and can make a mean pumpkin risotto and soup, and yay for carving them, but it’s such a bland flavor. I can sort of get my head around sweet potato pie, and had it in Canada, but still think it’s horrible. But pumpkin of all things? How much seasoning do you…

I didn’t realize the number was that large - when I think of people buying guns I always think of gun shops (usually old timey ones in cabins by some woods) but then I get most of my gun buying knowledge from American movies, often horror films, so...

It always pisses me off when Trump goes off on knife crime in London. People aren’t afraid to go around fearing that they’ll get stabbed. Unless you are in a gang then it’s highly unlikely you’ll be attacked. Also we have restrictions on buying knives for under 21's. I’d be far more worried about the shootings in the…

Oh no, Midsummer Murders. A picturesque place with the murder count of several major cities, but everyone is very polite about people being killed in really odd ways and they’ve only got two detectives.

Yeah that was my take on it too. “I love Tiffany, doing great” - can’t help thinking that the “doing great” bit is about himself. No mention of any reasons why he is proud of his daughter or what he loves her for? I like this black sharpie pen on my desk because it is reliable and easy to use and I drew a unicorn on…

Well they did try and shove Luke Evans back into the closet for about five minutes when Dracula Untold and the second Hobbit film came out. Bit difficult when he’d given interviews before talking about being openly gay. He still gets good parts, and is convincing in having chemistry with his female co-stars. I can’t…

I never knew that I had two daughters, I mean I knew of the name Tiffany but I’ve never actually met one.

Whut? J.K Rowling is British, we don’t really have much religion in our schools aside from R.E which is all religions, and even kids who aren’t big on reading have at least seen the films. Guess what we don’t have? Guns and mass shootings.

I’m pretty sure he thinks meterologists are people from his space corps wh study meteors. Only the Fox TV weatherman/woman knows how weather works.

I kind of get that logic. It’s a bit like really closeted homosexuals are so nastily anti gay. Absolutely no-one should be sexually assaulted obviously, but the way she goes after specific sexual assault victims i.e young women who had had a few drinks and blames them for the horrible thing that was done to them…

This makes me so sick.  It’s like there’s a competition going on as to who can show the least amount of compassion. You know that they really want the go ahead to just shoot people at the border with impunity.

Hang on. Aren’t Trump supporters always sneering at “liberal cucks” for being snowflakes and needing safe places? Me thinks there might be some projection going on there.   Also I don’t want to think about Trump penetrating anything. I’m sure Melania would probably agree.

Trump is already panicking that his hugest, bestest wall which is one of his go slogans aimed to rile up his fanbase will in no way be ready in time for the 2020 election, even if he bypasses pretty much every single legal, environmental and basic common sense factors. Ironically the best chance of getting even half…