All that money for what? An elephant telling you to gtfo.

Lol, wouldn’t be surprised. I used to work at a stately home called Appuldurcombe House. The lady of the manor took at least 27 lovers. It was so scandalous that it was where the phrase “Peeping Tom” comes from because one of her husbands friends climbed up and looked through the window to look at her.

“Tyrannical pagan law” wtf? Because Christianity is all so historically  tolerant. I’m British and have enough hassle with the Jehovah witnesses who always seem to knock on my door when I’m getting out of the shower. If someone tried to peddle this stuff to me I would be politely displeased (and yes I voted against…

I was at Oxford Brooks University (not the posh one), and Chelsey Clinton was in the Tesco shop where I was. She also had two big men around her and I was really worried because I thought she might be in trouble and I didn’t realize who she was. She was very nice about it.

Aww this is really sweet. My grandma got set up by a friend for a dance and said “don’t let it be him - I don’t like him”. Of course she ended up marrying him and they were lovely together. Sadly we lost both of them in the last couple of years, but sorting out their house we found some adorable love letters that they…

Why is it always a person with a “British accent”  is the villain? I’m British and aside from mocking Trump we’ve pretty much given up on America (no offense to the lovely friends and decent people out there).

Do not disparage the joy of clotted cream on a scone with jam. Yes I am British and King sounds terrible.

America.. I don’t know what to say. I love a lot of you- I helped build an online writing and painting group and made lots of friends from your country, quite a few came to visit and chat. But your country is fucked if people don’t vote in the midterms. Trump is not a President, he’s frightening in his ignorance and…

I literally have no idea what kind of point Kellyanne -conway is trying to make. The shooter was an anti-semitic coward who gunned down innocent people because they were jewish, quietly praying. Late night comedians are what keeps Americans sane.

It’s always “not time to talk about it” with Rebublicans. The UK certainly isn’t perfect but we smacked down on gun control after a mass shooting. It worked. But then we aren’t influenced by the NRA.

I get this all the time. I’m 35 and all the time it’s “why are you single, you’re pretty”, “don’t you want to get married and have kids, time’s running out”. I’m happy as I am. I have two rescue cats to snuggle with and always a book on hand. I date sometimes but I don’t have any desire to get married, and while I’m…

No, he is despicable but put him in prison. If he isn’t shanked then he’ll be put in solitary confinement where there is no-one to yell at. Let him suffer.

Kanye we are trying to sort out the nightmare that is Brexit over here in the UK - it’s really not a model you want to emulate. “Chicago and Philadelphia, in all seriousness” aren’t they pretty liberal in general? So good luck with that.

“Quick! Look over there! Muslim, immigration Caravan, and no collusion. Also none of my followers are anti anyone, and it’s not a hate crime, and guns had nothing to do with it so we should do nothing about gun control. Something probably something about Democrats”. Trump.

Anyone who isn’t male, rich and white has to be seriously deluded if they vote for Trump.

3, 3, 1 “thoughts and prayers” and no acknowledgement that this was an act of terrorism by the president and zero attempt at gun control. So sorry for everyone that was affected.(Not American so can’t vote, but Trump is riling up these atrocities, hope you lot vote him out).

Woah. As someone who has long hair that must have been traumatic

I dressed up as a witch, got very drunk with some friends and threw up on a swan (pub was by a river).

Ugh this is so annoying. If someone is losing weight for health reasons or for themselves then more power to them. The skinniest I’ve been was because I was really depressed and didn’t eat and the amount of people congratulating me on how slim I looked didn’t help. I wasn’t overweight in the first place. Skinny…

I’ve had a couple of death threats from members of the British national party who actually looked up my address. It seemed a lot of work to do to attack someone who was trying to have a polite conversation about racism and how it is wrong. I admit am pretty much vanilla white - doesn’t mean I don’t care. Your story…