And fuck this lamp! And fuck this paddle ball game!

I’d suggest the swerve may have been reaction to a jolt/noise. It’s possible the car didn’t even know there was a bike there in the first place and just gut reaction swerved when it happened. Can’t really tell from the video. I’ve seen enough tunnel vision drivers that if they got a hit to their vehicle coming out…

This may be the first time a biker won vs. a car.

Yes, the next time I am in a medical emergency I will definitely call 911 and sit patiently for the ambulance to get to me instead of having somebody drive me to the emergency room so that I don’t piss of Katsumoto sitting comfortably in his car.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

England: tyres
America: tires

As I said in another comment

Only 1 of 14 driven by a balding man named Ralph!

I’m presuming this is what you were thinking…

Don’t know if these are a thing outside of Ireland but they’re pretty delicious, and suitable for vegetarians.

Says the guy who loves another shitty company enough to proudly wear their logo like a marked bitch.

I think you meant “see you at the Crosstour”

Elmer Fudd has hunted one down for you!

‘28 Porter? How about a ‘36 Stout?

The Pinto was named after the horse, but it is also a type of bean.

Barracuda, which fries up real nice with lime juice and balsamic rice on the side.

If you like IKEA meatballs:

Oscar-Meyer Weinermobile.

I know this sounds silly and crazy, but hear me out.