The same reason that people choose Apple over Android.

“utilizing a complex method of lie-telling called “acting” to convey other ideas”

Technically, this was an Alien made car. 100% based on an Earth cars, but Alien built.

Excellent piece! Though as others have observed, this is the only car designed by aliens; others have been built by aliens, copying Earth designs.

You and Ash - your comments are the last vestiges of the Jalopnik I used to know and love; where we got into debates about which car was the bacon-wrapped filet mignon of the car world. Where we had competitions over whose car broke down more often, a record that was a point of pride amongst us.

You saw what happened the last time a Black person went to China. You wouldn’t want one of those Black people exiting from the front of the plane, now would you?

It is. Play a tiny violin for the buggy-whip salesmen.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

This is MX-410. He is canon.

Yeah, we’ll ask the WDA (World Drug Administration) to get right on that, right after the world congress creates that organization and the world president appoints the world chairman.

Livernois, a big Ford tuner, has gotten +100 whp/+100 wtq with just a tune in the Edge Sport, which has the same motor.

To paraphrase Chris Rock, I’m not saying I would do it, but I understand.

Does cat burglery count?

A lot of, well.. every one of these “We tried it!” articles are just simply frying chicken in the batter. This piece from Slate suggests that The Colonel had used a pressure fryer since almost Day 1. This is the real secret ingredient to the recipe - not the proportions and spices themselves. The idea of the secret…

i’ll make my own way there, thanks.

So you went from endorsing Nader to writing for jezebel. Take a long hard look in the mirror. Is that really a step forward?

Why would you let them under the covers? You’re the human, you make the rules.

well that’s gross that you let the dogs under the blankets

I think that would depend on the housemates!

I bet they’re all safer than a motorcycle with five people on it, which is realistically what these cars are competing with. Making the cars safer will make them more expensive, which will make more people stick with the motorcycles, which will make them less safe.