I'm a DR-Z owner and I promote this.

I suggest that a DL650 V-Strom is a spiritual successor.

Hola Amigos. I know its been a long time since I rapped at ya but I been busy cruisin' around in my new ride...

I for one associate the stars and bars with the Dukes of Hazard, Lynyrd Skynyrd and general southern redneckerry. That is my prerogative.

We need to run the plate on that Expedition.

A $500 LeMons car and $2,399 in beer.

True but I'm afraid I'll bottom out the suspension.

I for one welcome our new Boss 429 overlord.

Yes please.

Challenge accepted!

That was my first thought.

This should have been on Jezebel under the Snap Judgment tag.

Go Maw Maw, go Maw Maw!

Cool. You get red, I'll get black (convertible). We'll have the fastest parade ever. Who else is in?

I was wondering that myself. Why put the Wankel in there? Are there enough torques? How many torques do you need in a Samurai? How much can the stock drivetrain handle?

Why is everyone thinking Sigourney? Missi Pyle FTW!.

I think it was the Camdenites that declared "It has no beginning and no end, obviously the work of the devil."

Summer is coming. Give him a motorcycle licence, a Ninja and the smallest brain bucket we can find. He'll do the rest.

I don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish.

I appreciate that and assure you that I have moved on. My eyes were opened by a wonderful woman who grew up with brothers and accepts me as a man. With all due respect to those who feel differently, it is important to me.