tiberiuswise
Tiberiuswise
tiberiuswise

Congrats! I always figured you'd get COTD when monkeys flew out my butt, you politically incorrect bastard ;-)

@GuardDuck: Good point. After a couple of hours (minutes) I'm throwing her right out.

@TheAntiCat: Sure I know. A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Hey, If I could go back in time, I'd replace Liza. Aside from that, thinking you could replace Dudley and Sir John, you're on crack.

What? No disparaging comments about the lovely lady? Surely there must be someone out there willing to kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

At least she's wearing a top.

Not-So-Clean Diesel.

I read the article. Perhaps he'd be more comfortable in a Sebring with the folding hardtop and an aftermarket supercharger. He seems to be all about the 0-60 and ease of use.

Truck driven by Gabe's soon-to-be-ex-wife?

Don't be a Gabe.

Excellent point Buick61!

I get that we lament the Explorer going from what it was to what it is. As minor a point as it may be, anyone notice that there's no Eddie Bauer package?