Get this woman a reality show. Stat!

@pj134:

@stoke™:

@tastypotatoes:

@Middleswine:

In related news, a local Santa Maria tree was ticketed for jaywalking.

That'll buff right out.

Mr. K from the Nissan commercials.

@trev:

At least he's not trying to say Free Candy.

I wonder if BMW Credit, or anyone else, is offering a lease on these. Might be worth getting the excess wear and tear waiver.

@Fodder650:

Did you hear about the guy that heard that most accidents occur less than 50 feet from home? He moved to the other end of the trailer park.

@parabellum2000:

No diesel, No dice!

@JalopJeff:

@JalopJeff:

@JalopJeff:

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing:

@Fodder650: