Anyone else get a Zack Synder Superman vibe from this Article? “You don’t owe them anything Clark.” We need you Super-Obama!

I could not tell whether the broadcaster I was listening too was joking or not but I swear he suggested the Pats pass in a goal line situation in the 4th quarter rather than run it in. I was immediately like do you remember what happen to Seattle, when they did that? Obviously they ran it in and he was somehow…

Hardaway was Unbelievable!

“I’m drinking tonight. Whose with me?” I was drinking last night. At this point there is a reason to drink everyday but that’s probably not wise.

“before joining New Zealand’s National Basketball League, seems pretty chill about the whole eye popping out of the socket thing”

“Also, straight strength of schedule without factoring in home or away has GS 7 spots lower than Cleveland.”

“Lebron is actually viewed worse for having gone to more Finals by this point in his career.” Who else has been decent in the East over this period? Would he have made 7 finals if he played in the West?

You: “Once you’re done fellating the legacy of the Bulls, explain to me why my logic is false.

You:“I HATE how we’re not even allowed to wonder if someone might have been better than Jordan.”

“That Guy” never needed a game 7 and never lost a finals series. He certainly never shot so poorly that the the opposition blocked the paint and dared him to take jumpers (Spurs).

“Nobody has ever done what LeBron did to the Warriors last year.”

“By nearly every measure, Lebron is better at 31 than MJ was at 31.”

Nevermind.

“LeBron has an extra level no one in history can match.”

Yes if anyone finds themselves starting a sentence with: I’m not a racist but...

“my wit is lost on most of you.”

“You forgot the third option: not making a choice at all.”

“Your mistake is assuming that just because I didn’t fall lockstep into voting for Hillary that I am some Trump supporter.

“I’m sorry, I don’t know a SINGLE THING about WWE.” I just told you Brock wrestled in the WWE. Did you manage to forget that already? Haha.

“He won the K1 Grande Prix in 2001, the best kickboxing tournament in the world.” Hardly relevant to a fight that took place 15 years later in a different sport. That would be like suggesting Connor can box because he is a very good striker in the MMA. Again Hunt was ranked 7th and has never held the MMA Heavy Weight…