I think that was a vision of the past.

Napoleon was a Brigadier General at 24 and ruler of France at 30. I believe Ren is meant 28 or 29.

You think he’ll kill Ren?

I was gutted when even the Red Letter Media guys liked it.

I didn’t think she was as explicit as that.

She’s going to be Luke’s daughter. Lukes theme has been mentioned before so your not alone on that one.

She is at least 6 or 7 (10 years would make her late teens).

“Rey is the total opposite of Luke. Luke was looking towards the stars, hoping for adventure. Rey wanted to stay in place and have a true family. Two completely different character arcs.”

Yeah I considered posting a gif of KHANNN! but I thought Kylo was a more timely reference.

I can see that working. I just feel in terms of this movie he does a lot of “I feel so conflicted but I can’t say what I’m conflicted about until the next movie”. I mean I get he’s conflicted about killing his own father and that his has to do with going to the Dark Side but I feel he says a lot of things that really…

The less said about TPM the better. Luke fails to blow up the Death Star on his first shot, he struggles initially with the target practice thingy (you know the scene where he gets better when he puts down the face mask, it is a little rushed but the Idea is he’s learning to relax and listen to the Force).One is never…

But it does take you for an idiot because it appears to believe that making a joke about them using a third Death Star, will make it ok that they used a Third Death Star. “Also, the movie is totally self-aware of its callbacks,another way of not taking me for an idiot” evidently joking about it’s poor writing is…

You just seemed to be excusing the bad writing, even if I accept you point that it’s intentional and therefore not lazy ( questionable). It doesn’t make it good writing, in which case your criticism of the term I used to complain about the writing is semantics really.

“They were just butchered by poor screenwriting and direction.”

No, I was referring to Kylo (previously established as a powerful force user) not crushing Finn immediately and then getting his ass kicked by Rey. And seemingly Rey isn’t even using the force until halfway through the fight when Ren mentions it and she has a oh yeah the force moment. It was like a Dragonball Z…

He literally has the ability to sense these things coming.

I can’t speak for all critics as you apparently can but let me explain my reasons for hating the prequels and Ep7. I hated the prequels for poor writing, excessive cgi, poor acting and whiny bitch Anakin. I hated Ep7 for poor writing (completely ripping-off ANH) and whiny bitch Kylo Ren. I felt the acting and increase…

Or skip step 1 and 2. Go straight to step 3. (Unless you want to bitch about it on internet forums of course).

Because the Death Stars didn’t fail because they weren’t larger enough? Because they shouldn’t have had the resources to build an even larger Death Star? Because the Republic was supposedly monitoring them but somehow missed the hollowing out of an entire planet?

NO THEY DIDN’T. “They” are the writers and although they are a complete mess the prequels aren’t complete rip-offs of ANH.