Dude, RitS is obviously not lacking information about safe sex... In fact, it’s pretty clear that the issue isn’t about contraception at all.
RitS, here’s the question we should be asking: why is your girlfriend using sexual withdrawal as a weapon? In a healthy relationship, partners talk about what they want, and…

Totally real. I’m betting coin-flip odds that she wants to baby-trap him. I’ve known people (not friends, but like...acquaintances sorta? Relatives of friends? Etc?) who have done this. You get pregnant to try to get the guy to stay with you because omg faaaaaamily now you have a baaaaaby you can’t leave meeeeee.

Lady from the first letter is angling for an “accidental” pregnancy. There is no reason why she’d shutdown the idea of him having a vasectomy otherwise.

She wants to get pregnant.

There’s WAY more problems in the first letter beyond “how do I have a different form of birth control.” Why would she be opposed to him getting a vasectomy?? Does she accidentally want to get knocked up? There’s something deeper happening there.

We want people with an intolerance for hype and bullshit.

Obligatory: Fuck Konami.

If only there was a sports blog this could have been posted to...

The Preakness is like this if the dress code was wife beaters, cargo shorts, and high school equivalency diplomas.

Yeah. This was my first trip to the Derby. ETA: I watched this. I was the one wrestling.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

So he thinks he was ok in this???

Newt was proud of this! He tweeted about it! We live in an upside down world.

Honorable Mention to the Boganella Shotgun from Borderlands TPS.

The real mystery here isn’t how EA could make such a simple mistake, but how did Sunderland win their opening 3 games?

You’re forgetting two other 16-bit players who have not retired:

Shit, I went into journalism?