It turns out monosodium glutamate was invented during the Cold War as a byproduct of CIA research into cloning aliens.

Destiny, a game in which you travel the galaxy skipping cutscenes.

It’s beating a dead shirt at this point to make fun of Drew for his chopped appearance. But chatting about it live on here was the most fun I’ve had in a long long time. Long live this gif

Last I heard (and it might have been in a Deadspin post), they are down significantly over the past several years as more and more people get rid of cable/satellite TV in favor of Netflix and such. Also, SportsCenter just doesn’t serve any purpose in the smartphone era where scores and highlights and news are all…

Yeah jeetz

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Being familiar with NCAA marching bands, I can say with that was absolutely not an accident.

*waves*

It basically is!

Tina, this should be your Behind Closed Ovens

Has there been a compilation yet of video game customer horror stories here? Around Christmas season, I’m sure many ex and current employees have some examples.

Actually, you didn’t mention what I think was the most unusual part: he didn’t record a swing tonight!

They call them scalpers to honor them.

LOL. The second best line is “This is largely because I was now driving through the city of Philadelphia, whose police officers don’t have time to deal with license plate violations, what with all the murders, armed robberies, muggings, Eagles fans, etc.”

considering hes a secret agent who tells EVERYBODY HIS REAL NAME.... I think he might actually like this car alot.

et tu, polo!

Gee golly guys, what could you have possibly done to upset the NFL?

Take your record and your dumb shirt and cut your losses.

Free up that right hand with this Masturbator’s Convenience Package:

Go to gamestop to buy present for my nephew, Mario Kart DS. The manager is working the register, asks me if I want a new copy or a used copy. I ask him the price difference and it’s only like four dollars, so I decide for that little difference I may as well just get him a fresh copy.