Last night, she retired after 649 consecutive games.

By picking and choosing who they’ll tolerate and who they’ll try to destroy[...]

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

She is an expert in sports journalism because she studied it at 5 different colleges.

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

I’m loving the Konami descriptions Kotaku is coming up with. You guys should publish a collection.

Oh.

Puma.

Ain’t that some pool shift?

It’s almost as if Klemko is a person to whom blame is deliberately and falsely attributed in order to deflect blame from another party, such as the NFL. Is there a word for such a.... guy?

Zeke’s is strong, but TSM could build a comp with an AP support that benefits from it. It’s not like CLG had access to the item and TSM didn’t. Regardless of the fact that CLG had it, TSM played like crap the whole series. They were behind 10K gold at the time of that penta and had no business even getting that close…

Dear fellow readers of Kitchenette:

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

Yeah, Kinja was doing this with everything I was copying over from my google docs yesterday. I had thought I got them all, but I missed that one. Ugh. Kinja gonna kinj.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

This specific scenario is why I always make up pseudonyms. I’ve been in contact with the story’s author since it took off, and while it’s possible Starbucks might track them down, I’d be kind of surprised if they faced any reprisal for it—neither he nor the company comes out of it looking bad at all. In fact,…

Now I’m a bit worried that the barista is going to get some blowback on this. I mean they used a fake name, but if Starbucks can track down the jerkface customer, it’s a short hop to figure out who the server is. I’d rather not see them get fired because some corporate tool doesn’t like it when the wage slaves vent…

Eh, we only see each other once a year, so we like to maximize the time together. I never thought twice about it... now you guys are making it weird.

I’m in a fantasy football league with my college roommates since 1989. Our drafts are usually destination things and not only do we share rooms, more often than not we are sharing beds! I think every one of us is a VP at his company, but it just seems like a waste of money better spent thrown at disrobing ladies or a…