who threw left-handed and was rated highly in all the places you would expect Tebow to be.

I agree. Take this for example.

Murray: Let me tell you a story about Cardinals fans that will show exactly what I’m talking about. I’m filming a movie back in the 80’s. Which movie it is isn’t important; I was high as a kite during filming it, that’s all that matters. Anyway, one day we finished shooting for the day, so myself and a cameraman named…

I agree this kid should be sentenced to prison for what he did.

Are we getting to the anti-circlejerk portion of the year already? I can never keep my online seasons straight.

Look, Kluwe...I won’t punt footballs, and you don’t make Deadspin jokes, okay?

Time to drink a Red Bull to commemorate!

Ha, I somehow forgot how much of Dragon Ball/Z involves adults beating the crap out of children.

Looks satisfying. Very Luftrausers.

My father figured out how to cook a steak well well done and it still be tender and delicious! It can be done!

So basically you want them to cook it until it’s tender? amirite?

This comment is amazing and I forgive you your terrible steak proclivities.

Oh my god! I may be allergic to red! I am one of those people I hate!

That’s kind of his gag. He says it to everyone who isn’t American, including the Korean taekwondo guy.

Why did Jim Knox go all Australian at the end there?

How did they not get roasted by the back wash!?!?!

Must be the same guy:

Sheesh. Even fake third party developers hate Nintendo.

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As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual: