Goddamn. Calling your governor out at a Starbucks is one thing, but this woman dares to give her email out in mother fucking YouTube comments. That is a bad bitch if there ever was one.

Is it racism, or is it heightism? Us shorties must always be on guard around the subjugating talls.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

I am rooting so hard for them. Also just think about how hot Blac Chyna and amber rose are gonna look at this wedding.

Not my style. Which is lucky because I will never even come close to touching jewelry that precious and I would be too afraid to wear it anywhere.

Harriet the Spy was my everything when it came out. I had the orange VHS tape and the secret decoder pens!

Eh, they tell boys they should be macho and they should play sports and they should be able to fight and they should fuck as many girls as possible and they should do a bunch of boy-shit. I understand your point and agree that sentiment is utter bullshit, but it’s not really fair to keep setting up this false…

Go Hilde! It would also appear that none of her critics have ever seen almost any kids movie from the 80s / 90s because this is the plot of almost all of them.

This is my sweet, handsome boy, Fezzik.

Not nude, but maybe NSFW

*CORRECTED*

i still don’t know

if ur pushin 40 u should talk to women my pal

Also Kendall > Kylie 100%

Drapes, don’t lie — Marchman wrote this list, right? That’s the only possible explanation for how utterly, horrifyingly WRONG it is. #teamkourt #thelord4eva

Yes.

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

all your see thru pants, in a box to the left.

I’m sorry LuluLemon, did you think you were irreplaceable?