These people go out to eat and think they're being clever or found some hack. They're literally the worst people in the world, because they're the people that give real, on purpose evil cover.

Yes, we don't stomach honor killings here in the educated west. We just torment the girls until they do it themselves, you know, like good Christians.

oh god would I have been pissed too. Nothing is worse then a big grin "keep the change" only to find out it's pennies. Not to mention you having to giving details of everything. Those people suuuuuck.

So, let's just do like most of the world and pay service people a livable wage rather than have them rely on random acts of kindness from complete strangers?

Yeah that type probably has "well they can just get another job" on decorative cross stitches all over their home. Who cares if you knock someone's life around for a little bit if you can get a discount on those potato skins!

That's just the lowest move a person can pull, it's right up there with the dine and dash. Complaining about service and giving a shitty tip just to see if they can get a discount out of it? What if the manager is a jerk? What if no one saw that the server was doing a good job, and it's their word against the…

I went to middle school with a girl suffering from trich and people treated her horribly. She'd sit in class, pulling out her long hair a few strands a time, wrap it around her finger, and then eat it. I was horrified because I had no understanding of why she would do that, but I felt it best to just ignore it. I…

I'm sure this has been explained to you many times before today because this is primarily an American blog and so you should PROBABLY be familiar with this concept by now if you read it regularly, but in America restaurant owners are legally permitted to pay their staff far below a living wage on the assumption that…

Never, ever, EVER come to America.

Based on the number of commenters who are ABSOLUTELY APPALLED that any server would mess with a person's food for ANY reason, that is ASSAULT and it is NEVER JUSTIFIED and LOTS OF OTHER WORDS IN CAPITAL LETTERS and other HORSESHIT, I'm going to assume a lot of people think no one would ever do this. Lol. OK.

So don't read them.

Idk servers very rarely like conversations on busy nights.

Guy who dropped out of Occidental in '99 is still smart enough to agree with all these diploma having fancy-pants show-offs.

Only then did he realize I'd removed the cymbal from the stand and put it behind my drum throne. I was playing "air cymbal," keeping the beat with my bass drum and hi-hat. I smiled at the asshat. Big grin.

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Representative from the University of Pittsburgh Class of '03 also invite Princeton Mom to STFU.

This is going to sound weird, gross, & kind of troubling but I swear it's true. My father (Gestapo Leo as we called him) was born in Szentpeterfa, Hungary. After the 56' revolution my uncle got out & after a few years sent for my father. When I was 14 we went to visit (my 3rd time). Everything is pretty old-school…

I ate a cows tongue.

I moved from Texas to deep south Louisiana for a job at a community newspaper about eight years ago. I live on the bayou among the Cajuns, who are notorious for eating just about anything. This is true. I have had squirrel and frogs legs and hogs head cheese like it ain't no thang since moving here.