This guy didn't even give me THIRTEEN MINUTES to respond to his message:

Children who were "beaten" won World War II,

I'm sure your 3-year old appreciated your thoughtful and detailed explanation.

Half the world thinks evolution is a myth. Many people can be very wrong.

... your argument, flawed as I believe it is, is sort of undercut by the fact you didn't even read Drew's piece? ...

I bet her farts go through three generations before they are free.

I think of it as social engineering. My default strategy is to be the nicest freakin' person in the goddamn room, but when that doesn't work - well, no one likes to see a nice lady cry.

Humphries was her second marriage. I have no room in my head for important knowledge because I know shit like that.

Sham? Wow!

Learned about this a long time ago and have generally either owed or gotten back less than $50 each year. This year I got back $15, I just can't decide if I should buy a new car or go on a South American vacation with all that sweet, sweet tax money.

I don't mind giving the government some extra money to hold for me. In my experience, people (including me) will spend what they have. If my paycheck goes up, I'll unconsciously adjust my spending to spend more to make up for it. If I get a refund, it's money I wasn't expecting to have so I can use it for something…

Wait, peeps are disgusting, so why would I want more of them?

While this is of course true, a lot of assumptions were made in this video. "You could have been investing in the stock market and making money" -OR- you could have lost ALL OF IT in the stock market. "You could have been accruing interest in a savings account." -OR- you would have spent it as part of your normal…

No offense, but I feel like this might've represented much better advice back when banks themselves actually paid interest on saving accounts. I know many people (myself included) which used to semi-foolishly look at a large income tax refund each year as a "forced savings"—mostly because I was poor at managing my…

Getting some back is better than owing. I have to pay $800 this year because my wife's employer forgot to take taxes out for 3 months. OOPS! SORRY! Granted, we should have been watching the check stubs like a hawk.

If your ex is on trial for murdering the woman he left you for, you're not scorned so much as incredibly lucky.

Agreed.

I want to agree with you, but the wedding I'm paying more than I can afford to stand up in next month won't let me.

I tried looking for a manly photo to prove you wrong, but this came up instead.

What Gawker commentary now looks like.