Thank you! There’s more where that came from if you follow her on instagram.com/stuffonhernose :)

Yes, the dog is too. We have a little apartment-sized pride.

my babies:

You know I want to say I get what she’s trying to say (I don’t) because I think she’s coming from a place of having some drunken college hookups herself. I get that she might be trying to compare her experience with this.

God yes. I make significantly more working in-house than at the last agency I was at and everyone is gone by 4:55 pm. Its freaking glorious.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONEEEEEE

Well, when you’re right you’re right.

I’d love to know what they ended up doing with those photos. Like hang it on their wall so when friends come over they can show them that one time they saw a white lady? I don’t get it.

This is why celebs love New Orleans, we have a code for that shit. I once spent an entire Saints pre-season game in the same bar as Russell Crowe and not one person bothered him. After getting in a long conversation with him (about other things) we asked if he’d mind taking a photo with us and he declined. We took…

Went to public school up until college and can confirm that the girl fights were ALWAYS the worst. I’ve seen a girl beat another with a sock full of pennies, girls go at it butt naked after gym and rip each others hair/weaves out (we called the refuse tumbleweave), and girls basically trying to claw the others eyes…

I was wondering how Prince Albert ended up so butt ugly when the Queen and Prince Phillip were both pretty good looking in their younger years. Then I read that they were third cousins. It’s a good thing they’re allowing the marriage of commoners into the royal family. They needed some fresh blood up in there.

Wow. I’ve never watched something so amazingly perfect before in my life. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

Seriously. My last job was like this but I was unemployed and an optimist so I tried to ignore the red flags. In the interview I was told that some people at the company can be hard to work with, that the last two people who had held my position had quit or been fired, and that bonuses were given rarely.

Can I ask how someone gets into the industry? Or how you did? I feel like all the available information revolves around pimps or shady backpage type deals, but I’m curious to know how someone with an otherwise “normal” (for lack of a better word) life gets into escorting.

That’s a great deal! What neighborhood? I’m paying $900 for a one bedroom in Central City and thought I did pretty well. It even has a saltwater pool :)

Fresh out the box (my mother’s box) with a full head o’ hair. I think you also had me beat though.

My mom kept her last name and my dad kept his. I was given both, but before starting school they asked me if I wanted to pick one to go by for sake of ease. I chose my mothers last name, and thus socially am known primarily by her name. It caused some mild confusion with cousins on my dad’s side of the family as well…

This happened at my friend’s job. She was planning a corporate retreat and a bunch of the men she worked with came up with the genius idea to have scantily clad roller girls at the party. She managed to veto it later, but was like seriously wtf?

This Louisiana-living Yankee would love to help.