What assassin? That’s just a completely normal guy in a crowd.

If you look closely, you can also see the joke :)

There’s a guy that kinda looks out of place, but he’s standing in the crowd so he’s probably supposed to be there.

I trust myself least of all. Nobody has done more to sabotage me than me

Unrelated but can somebody please tell your dev people to fix the infinite scrolling? Autoplaying videos are annoying enough as it is, but autoplaying videos from an article I didn’t even click on are worse.

Hey Patricia, great article! I agree with you on the - oh, wait. You’re not Patricia. Dan, you’re stealing her headlines!

This serves as a reminder that intent isn’t the same as impact.

My favorite thing about this is the animation. I don’t know why, but it’s just kinda funny? In a good way!

The criticism strictly comes from a place of love for Nintendo. I want this thing to do well.

People complain like they do about everything.

All of mine have held up perfectly well sitting on shelves for the past five years or so. Not sure what you did with yours that led you to conclude that they were “flimsy”.

Nobody gives a shit about your dick.

Grow up.

It’s foolish to assume someone on the internet is wearing pants.

keep it in your pants

word, they look like they’re having a better time than the cs guys at least

Wouldn’t it be Just Dance’s best dancer instead of player? Also their are judges who gauge your passion and fluid movements independently of the game itself? Seems dangerous

May the fiercest dancer win...and he did!

No, this is how pornography is shown in Japan. I am being dead serious.

I know Japanese porn is censored, but this is going just a step too far in my opinion.