That pic at the top of the post...it took me a minute to realize that’s Kovalchuk next to Doughty; I thought for a second Tkachuk got traded to LA.

Hopefully right before lowering the pillow onto his face.

The city of Milwaukee has offered the NBA $14,000 if they can find a way for all of this to “just go away.”

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

He also, at his age, has the second-most rushing yards for the season of any QB in the NFL. But none of the so-called “experts” bothers to mention that stat.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

I’m not fully sure I understand what I just read. I’m not fully sure I want to.

Jesus, Charlize Theron is a chameleon!  The stuff they are able to do with makeup is absurd.  I would have never guessed that was her.   

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

the new helmet doesn’t fit right; it gives him a headache; the chinstrap feels weird; he can’t see his periphery (which makes him more vulnerable to big hits and less likely to track the ball in the air); the league’s “health and safety” initiative is bogus and just an attempt to limit liability; there’s no such thing…

As long as you don’t go in to production at the same time as my soon-to-be-classic Wait, who was I supposed to throw the ball to?: The unlikely journey of Nathan Peterman.

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

I know the various GMG sites are renown for their horrible food takes, but any ranking that has Sour Patch Kids and Sour Skittles as “Losers” is right up there with the worst of the worst food takes.

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

Because umpires have the ability to toss players for arguing/bitching, players don’t do it NEARLY as much as they would if umps were powerless. I guarantee if you stripped umps of that power, you’d see stop-downs every inning. There are roughly 300 pitches thrown per game. What percentage of pitches do you think…

Counterpoint:

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”