These jokes desperately need a nap.

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter. 

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

Chris, you elitist East Coast media fuckboy.

The Sharks are in a really bad hole here.  It’s going to take everything in the referee’s power to bail them out the next two games.

I exclusively go to movies in the morning. Not only is it a few bucks cheaper, not only is it less crowded, but there are also very few things in life better than seeing a great movie and being home before 11AM. You basically still have your entire day ahead of you.

Do you clean your shower/tub every day? Because if not you’re still bathing in some (however small) amount of dirt from your previous showers.

BUY MY NEW BOOK:

“we’re going to rule the country”

Unfortunately, they have to draw the line somewhere. Do they review any time the puck ever touches the netting? What if it gets pinged around for 4 more minutes and then someone scores? That’s probably fine, right? So do they draw the line at a minute? 4 passes? Allowed to stand if it’s against the Penguins?

I agree with you 100%. I know I’m not going to see the Avengers movie for a while and it’s ridiculous for me to think that people who were genuinely about having seen it don’t want to talk about it on social media. Additionally, knowing that [certain characters that we all know are going to die in this movie] do…

They drew the dog with a dick!

0. Luke Skywalker

It’s assumed he’s #0 on the list above all others.

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

I went every year from 2011 until last year, I skipped this year.

The handjob was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Does anyone in L.A. even remember, let alone care, what Carter cost?

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Reese’s Thins.

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.