I thought so too, but in a longwinded way he seemed to be using reductive logic to get the age down before getting back to the main point.

The flying-V won’t save you this time, guys.

Have they tried the triple deke?

while a whole lot of fans Deadspin writers just want the Pelicans to make the damn trade so we can watch one of the league’s best players play meaningful basketball

The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese

pretty sure that’s an iPad Pro 2

You can’t outrun a mountain lion, but you can outrun small children.

In fairness, Australia is basically the Florida of countries. 

You tend to forget: when that Kobe Bryant fellow was still there, no one wanted to even sniff the Lakers. Now that they have a new President of Basketball Ops (LeBron), new GM (LeBron) and soon-to-be new coach (LeBron), the Lakers finally have a plan and the clout to get whomever they want. The previous President…

This is absolutely true--think about Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera: their careers almost precisely overlapped, they played on the same extremely hateable New York Yankees, and everyone hates Jeter and loves Mo!

I think the most remarkable thing about Madden is how it still remains popular while being absolutely garbage to play.

If I write today that the world will end on July 7, 2020, without any facts backing it up, it’s still a phony story even if it’s eventually proven right and the world ends that day.

Kyrie is a free agent this summer - no way he agrees to a sign-and-trade for that deal. He would go to *shudder* the Knicks first.

Taco Bell will pay for it!

Donkey Doug.

That’s abuse. What kind of monster makes his kid play with the Jaguars?

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

If he ever leaves Carleton he can probably get a Fresh start at Prince Edward Island.  

At first glance I thought it was chicken fingers!

Bah gawd, that’s Nathan Peterman’s music!