A racist and a liar and a Supreme Court nominee.

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

I see you’re trying to woo a supermax free agent—I can help with that!

Um...Can I get that illustration at the top as a poster?!

Speaking of the good old days, I remember when the wives of NBA executives used burner accounts to tweet their complete fucking nonsense.

Hindsight is 20/20, but he shouldn’t have signed the extension. He should have hit free agency and taken as much money as humanly possible on a team that isn’t an after thought in their own market.

Serious answer: He’s cosplaying as Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist. He also had the blonde wig.

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

Wait, if he was sitting on someone’s shoulders, would he have to dribble? He’s not taking any steps and you don’t need to dribble just because your teammates are walking.

It’s a normal relationship, find a new slant.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

Bless your heart.

Except, of course, for the fact that the correct call wasn’t made on the floor.

So assuming Lebron sees this tape, we should expect to see Darius Borke, a mysterious mustachioed gentleman with flowing blonde locks, join the Cleveland Cavaliers?

It’s a normal ID. Get a new slant.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Mr. Ketchup and Mustard on the left made me long for Sandy Lyle.

This just feeds into what I’ve always said. Hockey should be played without goalies or, if you absolutely have to have them, no masks.

Sharks and other creatures of the deep seas. I went to Mystic Aquarium/Seaport as a young kid and became hooked. I still love going to the Aquarium, something about seeing those tanks I find both profoundly interesting and calming.