It was also nice seeing Draymond get betrayed in the final seconds by a new interpretation of knee-to-ball contact.

Isaiah Thomas shouldn’t have started his rehab with this drill.

This is the baseball equivalent of why I love Emrick as a hockey announcer. Dude is just excited about hockey in general and for a national broadcaster, his aversion to catchphrases or even using the same word again in 15 minutes, is good for humanity.

Not surprising, teens usually pop off early, even when thinking about baseball.

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

“How would you like to die today, motherfucker?”

“Ben Simmons was forced to the locker room in Game 4 with cramps after Brad Stevens hung all the Gatorade up in a tree.”

“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

That kid is three perfectly framed pitches away from being a Molina.

Don’t know how old the kid is, but he appears to be a great prospect already. A spitting image of a young Lou Gehrig.

Make like a tree and get the fuck out

Why the actual fuck is the umpire involving himself here? Because Baez was being rude? If he wants to stand in front of the baserunner, that’s the Cubs’ problem to deal with. Jesus, I hate when referees are morality police.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

if that was his second, that kid is suspended for next weekend

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

I enjoy anything that turns professional athletes into children bickering on a playground.

Go ahead and laugh but that guy now has a 6 picture deal with Blumhouse.

I can empathize: before I figured out the right roster on Super Mario RPG, I had a real Mallow problem.

I dunno, I think the Morrisey one is the only real miss. The Kuch hit looks clean to me and the Doughty one was very very close to clean.

Time to visit the optometrist.