I’m used to the 1978 version of this game, which was shadow puppets under my bedsheets

And nothing to lose. That’s what makes the Reds so formidable and dangerous.

Top notch bat flip though

“Money played no role in the decision,” the Browns source said Monday morning. “It’s ridiculous to think that it would.”

Eli Manning throwing an interception is far from a glitch

The worst with all their laces and such.

I wore windbreaker track pants all the time when I was younger (Probably up to the age of 11 or 12). Apparently when I was very little I called them easy pants due to how easy it was to take them on and off.

I did not hear one bark on that call therefore not Tom Brady

I hope he doesn’t come to the MLB (He most likely will at some point) because you know whatever dipshit team signs him for $300 million to pitch is not going to also let him hit everyday. Best case scenario is he signs in the NL and gets to hit every 5th day.

This is the good shit that I grew up with. Look at these mean fuckers.

Mmmmmm

Couldn’t decide

Nice

He wasn’t going to get the yardage for a 1st down so maybe slide next time? Just thinking out loud here.

“I feel bad for him”

To see the human soul leave the body like that (and on Twitter no less) is truly haunting

This is the right answer to the question

This is the right answer to the question

A more cynical person would yell “Steroids!” or “PEDs!”, but not me. I’m choosing to lie back and just take in all of Dozier’s magnificent dongs.

I bet Tomsula seamlessly slides into Roy’s vacated Ice Cream Salesman post. The circle of life.