I vaguely remember Leonard Russell, but wanted to search to see what he looked like and this is what I got.

Nice grab, but these are not the kind of cubs I come to Deadspin for

Looks like a young Chief Jim Hopper

How badly do you think all NFL players want to tape a picture of Goodell to a tackling dummy during practice, but don’t for fear of the 2 year suspension that would surely follow?

One day Ashley will figure it out. Maybe sometime over Kotaku would help.

I know Allen didn’t make the second Cardinal fall down with that juke, but I still like to think that he did.

I’m comfortable with Ms. Ledecky taking her place as our new supreme leader

Jesus H Christ

Subban did this as well.

Straight up for Trey Mason it’s a risky trade. Mason is a proven NFL commodity, but I like Fisher’s outside the box thinking on this one. I mean look at that wingspan. Would you want to cover that one on one in the redzone?

Asshat known for saying stupid things continues to say stupid things

Amen

Hold on, tap your brakes there. I’m upper middle class at best.

I’ve always been partial to the Iced variety.

I used to put A1 sauce in my Kraft Mac & Cheese as a kid, now I add a spicy BBQ sauce.

Shit. Really? I’ll have to grab some next time I’m at Hannafords. I’ve been eating Kraft this whole time like a damn fool.

This isn’t going help any of Cleveland’s pro teams future recruiting efforts.