Ketchup sucks anyway.

But, but Joey Votto said he would rather retire than be paid handsomely to perform so poorly.

This is why I suck in my Sunday softball league.

When I was growing up we didn’t have central air so every Spring my Dad and I would go around the house putting in the AC units. One time when we were putting in a unit on the second floor it slipped and tumbled out of the window. My dad somehow grabbed the cord at the last second. The AC slammed against the side of…

Was I the only one doing this?

Translation: “Anybody wanna hang out this weekend?”

No NDCU...I’m super bummed

Even NOAA is jumping on the hot take express bound non stop to Mt. Take

This is a billion dollar idea

You’re not alone. I am also very confused here.

And hopefully we’ll get to play as Cassie Drake in the DLC.

Bang for your Buck, Cousins Undercover, Holmes Makes it Right, and The Jennie Garth Project. (Note: These are actual titles of HGTV shows, not late night Cinemax movies.)

Before last night, the Warriors’ 12 losses this season could mostly be put into one of three buckets: somebody was injured, somebody on the opposing team went supernova, or the Warriors played like dogshit.

Pulled my groin just watching that

That’s the most shocking thing about this article. They were really burying the lede here.

Is this grounds for Washington to rescind the Franchise Tag?

Patrick called this yesterday. Khris Davis is starting to feel the heat. Has got to hit or he’s going to lose his job to the superior defensive prospect the A’s have coming up in their system.

So the Anti-Kershaw then?

In college I interned for an indoor football league team. During halftime they would “randomly” selected a fan from the stands to attempt a field goal. Make the kick and you won a free car. So every week they’d pick some out of shape fat guy who would be lucky to get the ball in the air. Then one game (to this day I…

I know none of this information, but I just checked and I still have all my fingers and toes so I feel pretty good.