What’s this about Captain Marvels cans?

Tim was being extremely unprofessional that week. He should have recused himself from reviewing Josh Trank’s Fantastic Four, just as Gregg recused himself from Ant-Man.

So am I supposed to burn this giant pile of coal in woke protest or not? HELP!

No, it’s not “a man’s voice,” it’s David Fucking Attenborough, only the best ever at this kind of thing.

Piss off, ghost

“And Tony Stark was all, ‘I’m totally gonna get this gauntlet off him’. But then Peter Quill got all in Thanos’s face, like, ‘Why’d you kill my girl?’, and Thanos was all, ‘Nah, bro, she wasn’t your girl.’”

Now THAT is a Blu-Ray extra that Kang would shell out for.

Somewhere Marvel has filmed “Luis explains the Marvel Universe” 

He is slowly becoming the type of character actor that always improves the movies he is in just by being in them. Just like Harry Dean Stanton, Jeffrey Donovan, Jon Bernthal or a less show-y version of Sam Rockwell in his underrated days (he is still great, but the oscar gave him a second career as a leading man).…

Luis is easily my favorite part of both of those movies. Michael Pena is terrific, and gives an earnest sensibility to the character that sells him perfectly.

My aunt changed the voice on her GPS to a man because, and this is a direct quote, “I don’t want some bitch telling me what to do.”

Whereas when they listened to a female voice, the auditory section of the brain was triggered, and the male listener computed what he heard through the frontal cortex, as an unfamiliar entity. In short, men have to work harder to listen to women.

Ant-Man has 100 percent more Gregg Turkington than any other MCU movie, thereby making it the best MCU movie.

It’s not just about his voice. Much like Carl Sagan and Brian Cox they all exhibit a noticeable attachment to what they are speaking about. I think that carries a lot of the weight to each series. The Sigourney Weaver and Oprah series’ were good but you could just tell that it wasn’t their passion subject. David has…

Thank you, Gwen! Glad to see this series return to the positives instead of “moments that were bad about this movie”

I was one who was severely bummed when this movie lost Wright but found myself surprised by how enjoyable it turned out under Reed. The final battle on the train set of a little girl remains one of my…

the left eating itself.

This really should have read “Christoph Waltz will pop up for small role in Wes Anderson’s next movie” since Bill Murray showing up is pretty much a given.

Bill Murray in a Wes Anderson film?!?

Whedon was cinematic? Avengers looked like a TV movie, and the only thing that changed with Ultron was the aspect ratio.

I dunno. Their fight scenes are the most kinetic in the series, and some of the best in “mainstream cinema,” such as it is.