No snark, these ladies are awesome. Fuck the NRA.

I was on Facebook and some asshole had the gall to call one of these kids talking about guns a stupid spoiled brat.

These kids are incredible. I forget that, for their entire lives, school shootings has been a regular thing.

Well deserved. I’ve seen Andrew W.K. three times and all three shows rank among the best concerts I’ve ever been to. Calling them concerts undersells the experience, really. Andrew W.K. shows are tent revivals for the Church of Rock n’ Roll. They’re big, sweaty explosions of joy and I recommend them to anyone in need…

Trashy? You act as if she sauntered off to the side of the stage, squatted down and pissed her pants in the middle of the show.

Buddy of mine got onto a Houston-Calgary flight and promptly plugged in his headphones to watch a movie. A few minutes into the flight he quietly passed gas, stifling it to the best of his ability on the crowded plane. Apparently it was just disgusting, so he made sure to do the cheek-lift each time to avoid being…

Of all the shit people whip their cell phones out to record and post online, not one person felt compelled to capture this?

I’d hate to have to see the plaintiff’s legal briefs.

A Dutch oven on a Dutch flight doesn’t seem all that inappropriate.

In late 2013, my wife and I were on an Aer Lingus (heh heh) flight from Edinburgh to Dublin. Quick hop. As the flight attendant began to swing the door shut, a tall, bald man with a corduroy jacket, a small laptop bag, and 7 gallons of sweat clinging to him burst in. His seat (on the mostly empty plane) was two rows…

Not while the airplane is taxiing or waiting around on the tarmac. They make you sit in your damn seat.

I made a crack once in front an an ex that women weren’t suppose to fart.  She spent the next six months pretending to go the bathroom every time she had to fart.

But isn’t EVERYONE on an airplane in flight technically breaking the wind?

Counterpoint:

“Transavia” sounds like a fictional country from a comic book.

The AV Club

My first wife, we were married ten years, never farted in front of each other. Ms Venkman and I have been been married over twenty years and let it fly with regularity. Anecdotal? I don’t think so.

When I read the headline, I was gleefully anticipating a story about an entire family aiming farts at each other or something similar. You know, like a food fight but with farts. I am disappointed.

*farts*