I’ve seen folks raving about Celeste over on the Gameological Discord, and it sounds like exactly the kind of game for me at the moment. I could use a carefully curated, challenging platformer right now, and anything that shares a kindred spirit with a game like Super Meat Boy is going to catch my eye. Folks have…

Back in highschool, a bud once got clipart of a turkey tattooed on his chest because “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ”, so yeah, this ain’t that bad.

I have old notebooks I care more about not marking up with dumb shit than some people care about their own bodies.

And I direct you to— the other big Kimmel segment of the night, the one that got him trending on Twitter before the Stormy “interview,” that one has “comments disabled” on YouTube:

I don’t understand how on earth you could talk to face to face with some undocumented teenager who shares with you all of her hopes and fears and still go, “MAGA DRAIN THE SWAMP ILLEGAL”.

That segment was very difficult to watch. That poor woman, alongside her child and husband, had to face down those assholes. I have no idea how that family maintained composure. I don’t think I would have been strong enough to refrain from physically attacking racist Santa.

My general advice for anyone who is in a what is this/ what are we friendlationship is to set a stopwatch. Pick an amount of time that you’re willing to let the status quo remain, a month, say (perhaps slightly longer when the closet is an issue), and if there has been no further progress toward romance, bail. I feel…

We’re so fucked because we assume that Republicans care about a porn star paid off by the Republican President. They sure as fuck don’t. They care about Bill Clinton philandering with and then lying about an affair twenty years ago. Nothing is comparable. NOTHING. Republicans are scumbag fucks.

Counterpoint: It depends on where you live, and more importantly, it depends on the cat. Twelve year old Mr. Schnockers in a Cincinnati suburb may be perfectly okay sunning his fat belly on the porch for a few hours on a warm June evening. But the six month old badass Shurikitten has no business wandering the cold…

Maybe Rae Bees isn’t the best assumed name for someone who wants to own animals.

I’ve seen enough videos to know that cats are the death that awaits outside.

Our cat will run lightning fast out any door opened for more than a second and I have to chase him all over the neighborhood to get him back. Just because her cat got outside doesn’t make her a bad cat owner. Some cats are just like that.

Very disappointed it was not from the Hall of Presidents.

Not going to argue better, since that’s a matter of personal opinion, but bigger star? Not by a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong shot.

Apropos of nothing, but my wife and I went to Legoland in Windsor in the fall, and man, parkgoers’ willingness to accept the “fuck it, it’s the end of the season anyway” approach to the fact that everything was dingy and worn-out and half of it didn’t actually work was spectacular. It was the anti-Disney, and yes,…

Not to be a critical Chris, but the photo at the top kind of ruins the punchline.

Wow, what if it made the terminators look like Mickey & Goofy?

“WHY?!?! WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN?!!?!”

Five Nights at Mickey’s

Wow and they never said the design was going to change this heavily? That looks like an extremely cheap Chinese knockoff. I would love to read a story on how the design and product changed so much, though i am sure they never will reveal it, sadly.