Salem resident here! Fun facts about this movie:

I want those top ones in ladysize.

The first five seconds was possibly the greatest TV show opening I’ve ever seen.

gotta say I was worried about this episode, but really glad they didn’t go the QAnon route.

Exactly! And I bet the second it starts showing “behavioral issues” because of stress, back to the shelter it goes.

Here is where I’m going to sound like kind of a jerk: I’m not super-thrilled with the whole “COVID kitten” thing. I volunteer for a shelter and foster a whole lot of abandoned cats, and am also first point of contact for some of the adopters. We’re getting a lot, a LOT, of calls from people desperate to adopt …

I did see that! And completely agree. Missed opportunity!

I want somebody to take this premise and reboot it and make it good.

Maaaan, this bums me out. Evil hotels/spas/resorts/sanitariums are my jam, but it sounds like they didn't really know what to do with this one.

And it’s easily multipliable: Some quick math might tell you that last year you paid five, 10, 15 times what the president, a reported billionaire, did.

He’s a libertarian, so of course he’s all about personal responsibility, etc.

I’m really confused by the cervix-centricness of all this. I mean, are there not other body parts you could focus on?

as long as they don’t touch each other! can’t have that!

huh? there are blind painters. I know some.

I picked up their book at the library and the first photo I saw was four identical Louis Vuitton bags hung up next to each other in a closet.

just please imagine anything Ted Cruz says from now on in this voice

Wow, macular degeneration is devastating. Sorry about your mom. Glad she can take injections to help.

there are blind artists!

Hey, the “homeless” link is broken.

I’m really curious — what causes Billie’s blindness? And is the author visually impaired herself?