I once came across a job description for, honest to God, a “Happiness Manager” and it was basically that

To me, this totally bookended “Cash for Gold,” one of the great rage-ey South Park episodes of all time.

this is just so bizarre to me, because they’re everywhere. they’re not special, they’re not exclusive. I don’t understand.

dying. haven’t been to Payless in a while. think I’ll pay them a visit!

thank you, I’m gonna be giggling about “empty my tanks” all day

We saw Scott Pilgrim twice in the theater, and the second time, watched it with a group of goofy high school kids who had clearly been there all day in the theater watching it over and over, laughing their asses off.

Yes! I liked it too. I was kind of hoping he’d stick around.

I actually quite liked Adam and was hoping he’d stick around, or have some big reveal at the end that his death had been faked for some reason. 

so is Saddam going to take over hell now?

...was maybe my favorite line of any South Park episode ever.

ooh, I need to catch up on this. liked the first two episodes.

Mike Myers held the door for me one time at the MoMA design store on Spring Street. The store was fairly crowded, and every time I almost bumped into him, he’d say, “Sorry!” in his adorable Canadian accent. I’ve heard many terrible things about him over the years, but based on that encounter, nobody will ever…

Couldn’t believe how busy it was. Line out the door.

Completely terrifying and so much better than last season’s Big Bad.

Yeah, I also thought Fiona was dead and it was weird to bring her back.

herpa derpa derpa derp

I kind of don’t really understand this need to have a certain number of kids (see also: Kanye). Can’t you enjoy the kids you have?

No Night in the Woods love?

That...is SO WEIRD. Thanks for posting this!

It’s just so bizarre. I was having flashbacks!