I’m blind (recently registered, although it’s still weird as fuck to say that), and I’m SUPER excited about this because shopping in grocery stores is hella-stressful.

it’s just romance, you see. isn’t male passion beautiful? 

Aaaand they just lost a reader. (Not that I’ve read it in ages, but still.)

I don’t! Now I need to find it! That was the best show.

argh, Stormy, don’t ruin my favorite game

it made me ridiculously happy to see Marla Gibbs again.

bad old man wannabe novelist is bad

I worry a lot about Fan BingBing. I hope she’s okay.

I have that!! Let the Sun Shine In and (especially) Eep Aak Ork Ah-Ah were favorites. (Now I need to go dig it up.)

Hahaha, I love it. Who washes their bra after every wear?

I’m actually not that familiar with his work, but I’m somehow not surprised that he’s always been whiny and that dudes defended his whininess.

I like this idea. I’m trying right now to make dresses (same pattern) in my 3 favorite colors. Going to try and jazz them up with leggings and scarves and whatnot, and see if I still get bored.

there’s plenty of other good art by non-creepos to consume. my world is not going to end if Louis CK disappears off the face of the earth.

Oh, shit, I didn’t know that. I HATE that supremely talented people are getting pushed out because of this bullshit.

I feel like all these dudes are running around yelling “My penis! My penis! But what about my penis???”

I read the Hockenberry thing. TL;DR:

we left NY 10 years ago and I still miss Century 21.

I gave up on season 1 after the dog-in-the-microwave bit, although I greatly appreciated Dylan McDermott’s crysturbating. Sounds like I haven’t missed anything.

Tory Burch flats put me in a fit of irrational rage every time I see them. So do these clothes. Thank you, Drew.

p.s. you guys need to liveblog the Watching of the Peen