I am dying laughing all over the place at the screenshots and will so fund this.

Thanks for including A Bug’s Life; it’s still one of my favorites.

oh come on. I like Birks and hate wellness culture. and I don’t think they’re ugly.

related: it absolutely cracks me the fuck up when Brits say “toyboy”

oh, that’s awesome! I loved seeing pictures of him reading on set.

I love that Keanu is a reader and just started his own publishing company, sort of (it was in NYT; I’m too lazy to go look up the link).

oh, he’s totally awful. the book makes it clear that he’s cheating on Ro, doesn’t give one shit about her and will do absolutely anything to get ahead.

It’s just gross. I can't imagine acting this way to an employee, or even a coworker, at any other job. Is it really that hard to keep your hands to yourself?

Rosemary’s Baby scared the shit out of me too. mostly because of how thoroughly they all screwed over poor innocent Rosemary.

she’s one of my favorite human beings. her Instagram is hilarious. 

less J. Depp, more MJF pleez

Sad that almost none of these are worth watching. 

this was the best interview ever and I love her so much.

it’s horrible. the client would send us “inspo” posts and they were all someecards type stuff. cope with your life through drinking! and wellness! detoxify your family and then get drunk!!!

oh God oh God oh God, I’m having marketing agency flashbacks

THANKS OBAMA

I think about that top/dress/whatever all the time. I don’t know what it is, or what it’s for, or where that photo was taken.

remember that time Marissa was a lesbian? yeah!!

Hahahaha, we had a Captain Sassypants.

I will say that it’s SUPER-cheap right now — we looked at flight + hotel on Expedia and got $375 per person, round trip airfare + four nights at a nice place w/ pool.