Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.
Thursday On The Moon
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The old Dodge was such a fixture in the neighborhood that one particularly awful person named his or her wireless…
If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.
To be fair, they didn’t “question” Elie’s loyalty. Elie offered that his loyalty lay elsewhere in the final analysis. He was unprompted. M&MD seemed shocked that he was so dismissive of America. They were certainly critical that Elie would sacrifice the country in which he lived, and did suggest that maybe he live…
Ugh. If I’m ever eaten by a 23-foot-long reticulated python in the remote village of Salubrio, I hope the villagers who discover me at least have enough respect to film the extraction of my corpse horizontally.
Got glossy 8 x 10, he did not...
He’s a spy alright, a Jedi spy!
I listen to my phone 9 hours a day while I’m at work. I’m definitely charging it at the same time.
“We are usually right.”
^^^ THIS
So I just did this, and it was not easy. I notified my personal physician that I was waking up multiple times during the night and was sleepy during the day. It took 6 months of “status updates” before he finally recommended me to a sleep doctor. Getting the sleep study done was actually pretty easy. But afterwards,…
Seriously people, do the damn sleep study and get a CPAP. It will literally change your life.
There is some great prose in today’s entries. My favorite is probably,
Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?
If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that
Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...
Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.
Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base
“Publishing his actual medical record crosses a line.”
Umm no.. medical documents and records are protected regardless of your celebrity due to HIPAA. So he has a case.. just not against espn but the hospital and the people who took pictures of his document.