i had the same thought when i saw them up close... they look cheap and poorly-measured to me. I’d like them to be more stiff and structured or even metal.

Eh, don’t hate her today, then. Usually, all you said is so true, but her dress is one of her rare missteps. She can usually work wonders in even not-so-great fashion, but this dress is doing nothing for her. That said, I saw her in Eclipsed and she is marvelous and wonderful and I love her and be my friend, Lupita!

Looks like casual separates to me as well.

Wikipedia tells me that tardigrades are ‘also known as water bears or moss piglets’ and this is wholly delightful.

Tardigrades fit squarely into the “so ugly it’s cute” category, which is something that will never be said about Donald Trump, despite also looking like the south end of a north bound pig.

Wait... is Moody Bible Institute really the name of some place? Really? For reals?

“Flood my guts” just might be the grossest thing I’ve read today. In this bleak and vile cesspool that is the internet, that’s downright impressive. I’m not sure what the prize is, but you win it.

The article’s author, Samuel Stockard, of 2639 Isaiah Dr., is a piece of shit.

Technically it’s Associated Press style when reporting on a crime beat from a police log. The argument is that it’s “relevant to the story” and the information is public record from the police report. I’ve never agreed with this but all my news/editing classes in college were pretty adamant about it.

I want them to wear matching outfits but only if they pick one of these two options:

Fun fact: not all thin people have eating disorders.

That fucking NAME. Clementine Desseaux. It’s like unwrapping a bow.

You have my deepest, most sincere sympathy.

I’m completely fine with the very real possibility that I will live out the rest of my life having never watched this video.

“I didn’t teach my children to hate people or to think they are better than other people.” Aden said.

I would hate to be Amy Schumer in that situation. It’s like getting stuck with a really unflattering bridesmaid dress. The bride had a certain look and body type in mind when she picked it out and it wasn’t yours....and the face that it’s identical to 4 other dresses that look better on other people only highlights…

It makes me uncomfortable as well. I’m not a fan of her music, or her very manufactured image where her every “casual”move is captured by a professional photographer to be posted on Instagram, so I’m probably already inclined to judge. I find the concept of attempting to own common phrases that very clearly predate…

Poker Face, one of her biggest hits, is about her bisexuality.

Same. I remember I got A’s every semester in High School in every subject EXCEPT Math. It was always a C (once or twice a D... which is technically still passing) and my mother would bitch about it. I mean I still had a good GPA since some of those A’s were in AP classes too... but she just couldn’t understand that I…

Well she was valedictorian of her high school!