Yeah. Sex with strangers is gross! This is why AirBNB is so messed up, Can’t anything just be a simple HH Holmes murder hotel anymore? I just want to check into a hotel, realize there are no windows, wander around hallways that dead end to useless stairs, and then suffocate in a gigantic human vault.

To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.

You should see him in Crimson Peak.

That’s the smile of a girl who is used to getting away with shit.

“Kingpin?” Really? Those are like college dorm dealer amounts. Or the personal stash of Robert Downey, Jr. in the 90’s.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

It’s tongue and cheek.

The only problem is they will shut down every academic program (except for the football team and cheerleading squad) to pay for this, and then blame that uppity terrorist Jesus-hating kid from Obamastan.

I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH REPETITION

I work in educational publishing. Before my office became a remote virtual station from the future, we had this little meme on the fridge in the kitchen. If this ain’t the truth! (Kinja is being a dick. If you can’t see it, it says: English doesn’t borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark…

LONG LIVE BCO

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.

I am going to miss you.

I mean, the mom is clearly an ass, but I don’t think I want my kids taught by someone who doesn’t know affect from effect and mixes up their/they’re/there.

They should become Lumberjane Scouts. I mean, Miss Quinzella Thiskwin Penniquiqul Thistle Crumpet’s Camp for Hardcore Lady Types is always taking new girls on to be more badass.

The joke is about how you can’t tell if All has a penis or vagina. Like the alien stuff is at play, I agree, but like the “hot dog or bun?” thing is blatantly “about” trans / nonbinary people.

the only out the movie could possibly have here is if in a larger context the joke is about Derek and Hansel’s out-of-touch…

He has always been a honey-baked ham and it is delightful.

When she took the stage a couple of years ago in Lauderdale she waited for the crazy applause to die down, gripped the mike between her sparkling fingers and gave a shout out: “Bitches, what are are your grandmothers doing tonight?”