So, they basically just outlined the plot of Stephen King's The Stand. #m-o-o-nspellszombieoutbreak

God might be imaginary but religion is real, as sure as you are embarrassing to Atheism. Go mow the lawn.

Gosh, you are edgy. And by edgy, I mean you're an asshole.

Hey, guys! Check out the super special atheist snowflake! They're so edgy and "real" what with their disregard for the feelings of others . Good thing they don't have some imaginary sky god telling them not to be an asshole! Now they get to be an asshole ALL THE TIME! They're not just trying to make their Catholic mom…

Berners are the sweetest, goofiest dogs ever. I don't know if all of them are as dumb as mine but he has a heart of gold!

oh no. A tail? Did it move? How did you bang your cousin?

So right after a shitty break up this summer I hit up an old booty call from OKCupid. He was really cool, but the sex. Oh god.

Oh, man, where should I begin? I have a scroll of bad choices.

My friends and I love to mock each other about the various losers we slept with in our erstwhile youth. There's one I have never 'fessed up to out of embarrassment, a guy who was a little more, shall we say, redneck, than my usual sensitive artist type. He drove a pick-up truck, was a hard drinker and a tough guy. We…

-The Man in the Open relationship who thought that Fidel Castro was a benign dictator because he leaned slightly to the left in terms of politics and then asked me "where [I] got my information" when I informed him Castro had dragged prisoners in forced labor camps across fields of sugar cane, flogging them alive..

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

Also, almost Norm McDonald, but I know because I didn't go through with it, I'm DQ'd. Just want to throw a shout-out to the friend who said "don't. You'll be embarrassed after."

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

Is it considered cock blocking when one interferes with a woman sexual ambitions? Seems a little too male-centric a phrase. Maybe clitoris prohibitus would be better.

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

and at least you can get donuts at DD.

My husband makes bannock every Christmas morning. We used what was leftover after breakfast for our stuffing.

The candle one makes no sense, CANDLES ARE AN AWESOME GIFT, YO.

I'm very sorry that you and the others who've posted have had negative experiences with Indian men in the past. On the other hand, as an Indian man, a feminist, and a regular reader of this site, this discussion makes me wince. Fact: there are shitty and not-so-shitty people out there from every culture and creed.…