Huh. We’re different people then. Anytime people dress up old timey and show big guns around, I get excited.

Here’s the thing. Trump’s supporters literally don’t care. You cannot disillusion them with any revelation of fake tweets or Photoshopped (or even MS Paint altered) pictures.

I think those last four were the names of the Banana Splits.

apparently she was supposed to wear this (but with the veil over her face)

For godssakes, there could be CHILDREN reading.

Samples Fishbone’s “Lyin ass bitch.” The song that got The Roots in trouble for playing it to Michele Bachmann’s entrance to the Tonight Show. Allegedly Lenny Kravit does backup vocals too!

Does this mean the 80's are hipster in Minnesota? Because that’s all I see. I have no objection to that or her pants.

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Yeah when this all started I thought- “He or they are going to end up shot.”

Is it possible to give stars to the person that chased Pederast the Motherfucking Crazy Clown back into the woods with a machete?

I feel like this is the best case scenario. The alternative is there is at least one adult trying to lure children into the woods while dressed like a killer clown. That is the shit nightmares are made of. Since this is happening in NC & SC I'm surprised one of the clowns hasn't been shot yet.

I’ll disagree with the ACLU on this one concerning how time erodes memories and evidence fades. If that is the case, you could make the same argument about establishing a statute of limitations for murder.

So cause more anxiety to get rid of the original. So to stop smoking, I should do lots of cocaine. Makes sense to me.

I decided to stop feeling ashamed of my neurochemical and psychological impairment and become an ambassador for depression, GAD, and eating disorders and weeping in the breakroom and in all honesty it’s fucking great.

What kind of monster eats dry hamburgers? They might as well dump ketchup on it.

Maybe it’s not normal behavior to you, but I talk and laugh to myself all the time. I don’t use a British accent, no, but only because mine SUCKS.

Donald Turmp probably thinks a browser is something you use to make your eyebrows fuller and more luxurious.

When asked for comment, a native Red Sox fan stated that he didn’t understand the interview because it wasn’t translated into their native language of New Englandish.

Same venue.