I’m guessing that Jezebel quietly becomes a “Gawker-lite.” It would make sense since the denizens of Gawkerverse would logically drift to here.

I feel so bad that her dress was so bad that she regrets going. Like I don’t regret anything like that. Not even eating food left out overnight. and over day. And overnight again.

Where the hell am I supposed to store my collection of Ebola victims if I'm not allowed to use my front yard? Complain all you want. The pile is getting bigger whether you like it or not.

If you want to have a say in what your neighbor does in his/her driveway, why not move to an HOA with covenants that cover that sort of thing?

You DO realize your neighbor pays the same amount of tax (ish), right?

So true. Elmo can suck it. #groverforlyfe

Oh god. Is that a piercing in the middle of a soul patch!? That is horrible. Just, ugh. Also that hat is the worst. So much awful hair in bad places. *cat vomit noises*

Donald Trump will never get a kind tweet from his past, present, or future wives. This makes me smile.

Would it be too much to hope for the return of Pissing Contest too?

Hi, gals and guys. #NotAllYzerman here. I’ve commented a time or two over at Gawker. Looks like I’m gonna be moving over here, and I have to say, I love what you’ve done with the place. Smells like a delightful mix of sarcasm and tasty burritos. Brought you some cookies, hope to talk to you some more.

“Best Restaurant in New York” was pee your pants funny and brilliant. I loved that series so much and Caity and Rich are both so phenomenal.

In all seriousness, what the fuck am I supposed to do at work all day now? My job? No thank you. Legitimately upset about the demise of Gawker, which I’ve followed since it started. May Peter Thiel suffer from a debilitating rectal prolapse while his Tesla catches on fire. RIP, Gawker.

Pouring one out for Gawker. My first Gawker Media site and I was starred back in the days before the big purge. Miss the banhammer sometimes tbh. You guys did that for the most part.

Well, Richard Lawson did the best Real Housewives recaps when he wrote for Gawker so read those before they’re gone forever! They were far better than the shows themselves.

Hello from (mostly) Gawker. Jez is the best remaining blog so I guess I live here now. I’m sorry I don’t know anything about RHoNY but I’m sure I can learn!

Look, I know going through Jezebel is part of the initiation process here at Gawker. Or what’s left of Gawker. But throw me a bone here. Who are these people? and more importantly, why do they exist? Must they?

I for one welcome our new Univision overlords and would like to remind them that with my passing knowledge of a little bit of high school Spanish I could be instrumental in recruiting other commenters to work in their sugar mines. `

I also recommend “Suspicion”. She is also good in “The Women” even though her character is annoying.

Women, on the whole, tend to care more about the journey (both the micro and macro of it) to the game than just the game at hand.