Where do you live where no one likes avocado?????????????

Too. Far.

“David Blaine Regurgitates Live Frog at ‘Google Camp’”

My sport is watching bears at the town dump, but I see no Nakina on the list.

Ok, I’m gonna need someone to make me a simple shirtdress like that 1940s pattern, thank you very much.

When Patton writes about Michelle, it’s so heart-achingly beautiful. I wish him nothing but the best blessings and I look forward to reading the book when he’s ready to share it with the world.

Ooh, let me just skip on over to the living-wage job tree and pick another. Because we all have a whole fucking job-tree orchard to harvest from.

I honestly don’t understand what that is.

I wonder if it all just depends on the child. I was well immersed in Disney and princesses and barbies...but I never actually considered that being a princess was a good thing and all I did with barbies was pose them on my plastic horses. I think if a kid is raised with self confidence and certain values, movies and…

If I ever have kids, I’m not going to allow them to watch anything Disney. It’s Game of Thrones for them. Valar Morghulis, ya little monsters.

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Sqarr. I think maybe it’s maybe time to take a deep breath.

i’m a pacifist but i felt some legit french revolution stirrings upon viewing the instagram account of this modern-day dandy.

I still think he had something to do with it. Shame.

You never go full Sovereign!

Ever mix mayo and mustard together?

YES THIS.

Also, let’s be clear here. This is a Weiner: