Also respect the troops but don’t actually put enough money in that defense budget for their mental and physical health after they come home.

This, however, is a totally respectful and acceptable use for the flag...(to be clear, I really don't care about flag bikinis, just like I don't care about the picture of the dogs sitting on the flag. This is all very ridiculous)

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

Bluecifer is one of my favorite things

It has been Shark Week (as in Discovery Channel Shark Week, not Give Me Potato Chips and Chocolate Shark week), so nails this week were Espionage Cosmetics Sharks!

Eli Wiesel lived long and prospered, dedicating his life’s work to sharing the truth about what he had seen. And thus he won the ultimate victory over the murderers of his family, as well as over the deniers who claimed that the millions who were murdered at the camps never even existed.

Which probably saved his life, because whenever Julia does that huge mouth shriek/laugh thing, I just imagine that “Tony Robbins hungry” gif from Family Guy.

why you assume “Felipe” deserves the tub fire? My guess is he’s thoroughly fucking tired of her attention-starved narcissism and maybe wishes everything wasn’t all about her. Relationships are two-way and reading her & watching her shill her life she seems pretty damn interested in making it all about her.

Eat, Prey, Kill

Team nobody. She sounds insufferably self-important.

It’s unlikely any of will ever be that cool.

Not surprised by the words or the location, but my dear Dame...that *font*! Ghastly.

I’m in an informal group that consists of us survivors from Columbine, survivors of Aurora, and family members of those killed at both. Cinemark has been nothing but outright assholes to victims and victims’ families since the shooting. There were no outright threats but Cinemark made it known that if anyone took…

They’re insured. I’d also like an explanation as to how the shooter gained entrance to the back door of the theater when their crack security staff (otherwise known as high school age employees) were going through bags to check for soda and candy.

Her liberal use of the word “tots” always

Was the psychiatrist’s voice coming from inside his head?

I’d rather have a Nihilisa Frank coloring book:

Fuck you Hercules.

Hahaha as a mediocre white lady who was mediocre white ladying before any of these ladies were even ladies, I can tell you that the vast majority of just just don’t give even the tiniest most microscopic shit about Taylor. She is just so aggressively bland that I can’t begin to understand why anyone gives a fuck about…

Frances Bean Cobain has been married and divorced already?!?