Just in time for the latest reasons to lose faith in innate human kindness — the FTS (Fuck This Shit) Bunker is now open for the summer season. The a/c is working this year, and utilities are once again being unknowingly donated by local churches and mosques.

Or even worse... a secret Gary Busey.

I know - how does THAT work? I’ve been around for, like, 10 years. Still grey.

You’ve motivated me to come out of lurking as well...hello to all! Also, I'm happy Brock Turner the Rapist is actually experiencing some life-long consequences...

Sometimes the worst punishment is not prison. Don’t get me wrong, a six months sentence was far too kind, but I think it’s not the only punishment a person can endure, and right now his life is ruined. His family is ruined financially and they’re asking for money to cover their attorneys, he can’t do what he loves…

Finally someone has done the right thing.

I wish I had a nickel for all the “whispy chucklefuck’s” I’ve met.

I have a theory, the good twin was tired of taking the blame for the evil twin’s crimes and was going to come clean with the authorities...she had to die.

so what is your gif posting magic? Did they give you a special no text dispensation?

The woman rumored to have inspired “Becky With the Good Hair” fromLemonade, Rachel Roy, reportedly “grabbed her place card” and ran the hell out of the CFDA Awards earlier this week after discovering Beyoncé Knowles was on her way in.

Presumably this would work equally well (N.B. I’m skeptical about whether this actually works at all) for dick sucking. I’m assuming they went with the cunnilingus angle because “dick snorkel” sounds like something 7th graders call each other.

WORD! I would also like to see less of my nemesis “ties behind the neck” bikini top. If it’s tight enough to support the girls then it is way too tight and giving me bruises. Why are shoulder straps not something that are readily available?

My tits would not behave in any of those flimsy madam holding devices. I would only just be able to stand still without risk of obscenity. That is why they show models with lovely, neat muffin sized boobs.

Where’s the “Extra Support for Giant Boobies” section? Because none of these are gonna cut it.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

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Schillinger is the most evil character ever written, and I loathe JK Simmons in it but then in real life he seems so precious!

Let’s all listen, shall we?