I try to get in and out of there as quickly as possible. Part of the conversation was that she buys via internet because she’s afraid of terrorists. She’s quite nice but also a big ole ball of crazy.

I can honestly say that i can picture this woman kidnapping an appropriate girl for her son.

Even funnier was when she told me she has been praying all along for the elder son to find a wife. Apparently he recently told her to stop because it obviously wasn’t working.

I was delivering a package to a house recently and had the lady of the house catch me on the porch. Lovely lady. Then she started telling me about her handsome, accomplished, 43 year old virgin son who can’t(surprisingly) find a wife. Oy vey. As I smiled and slowly backed away she continued on about the slightly…

One of these types just killed a police officer in my town yesterday. Felt the government was out to get him and had no jurisdiction over him. All of the usual BS. I hate the thought of these people getting together and feeding of of each other.

God, I hate that movie. Curse you Robbie Benson!

That’s a very good idea. Off to label my sunglass case!

I left my last pair of Ray bans(prescription!) in a rental car. I finally replaced them recently and am afraid to take them anywhere.

I think i love you.

I immediately wondered if he’s the one who killed her. Dirt bag.

I’m in Colorado and delivered mail yesterday. Shovel your damned walkways people!

Come to the Evelyn Wood speed reading course at the Holiday Inn in downtown Kenosha! Those ads were everywhere when I was a kid.

Love it!

I remember the 70's. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Great time capsule though.

Someone once told me I’d be a great mother and I’ve never been so insulted in my life. I gave them a withering look and probably snorted too. Good mother, bah!

I’m 47 and it has never happened to me. I never realized I would be so thrilled to be pre-menopausal.

I have no kids but my mom used to dream of giving birth to litters of puppies when she was pregnant with me. Guess what I love a million times better than human beings?

Chalula is the bomb!

I prefer Qdoba anyway. Chipotle always gives me godawful heartburn.

I love the books way too much to watch adaptations. I just end up yelling at the TV.