My brother,who loves to cook, just got a cookie bazooka. He was so excited. He’s a very weird man. I, on the other hand, look forward to this article every year. Bite it Williams Sonoma.

First rule of treasure hunting.

You hang in there. I’ve dealt with my own mental illness and alcoholism for many years and it sucks. I’ve been dry for nine years and never want to go back. Sending good thoughts your way.

I think it’s great. Santa used to be a skinny guy in a long robe. Let him come into the 21st century for a bit.

I heard that(loudly) in his voice. God, I love Brian Blessed.

I used to go around the house doing Carol’s Desmond face, much to the hilarity of my family. That woman is brilliant.

One of my all time favorite movies.

The shooter is in a different room than the people still in the building with him. The police are currently coming up with a plan to blast him to hell without injuring any of the civilians. I live on the front range and am listening to the scanner.

I can’t answer that question or I’ll get banned.

Goth Rosary. And anything Edward Gorey.

Broccoli casserole? Please?

My mom spent my entire childhood telling me to suck in my stomach. I used to tell her she was a drill sergeant in a former life. II’m 47 and a size 4. I still suck in my stomach without even thinking about it. I may have great posture,but thanks mom.

“you look like a streetwalker .” Mom hated my highschool makeup.

The avocado green. Ugh. And my grandmother also had some dark brown and burnt orange pieces. Oh so 70s

So was I! Glad I wasnt the only weird kid.

Yep, my mom and grandma had most of that ugly 70’s Tupperware from the first ad.

Rona Barrett is still alive! Who knew?

GMA was how we told time in our house every morning. At the second local weather break it was time for mom to kick us out the door to school.

I once bought a friend an antique perfume bottle and smelling salts to put in it. We’re both fancy bitches.

I was the kind of kid who was always correcting grammar mistakes. Served me right.