Anyone who is shaking their heads at these fees needs to go take a look at the terms and conditions of their own credit cards - this is not far from normal (even for "real" credit cards)

@Ding-Dang: I think you mean you've NEVER prayed so hard

@bigbensweiner: Yes, but what if you try "Solution" and "Problem" continues? Do you just keep trying "Solution" over and over, or do you maybe try another plan?

@Ding-Dang: except not written as well.

@Peppermint: That's a really great idea.

@SophieWantsMizJback: Doesn't it seem like you ask yourself that question more frequently now?

@Liz the Whiz: Antipersperant totally works if you need it -

@keldo: I'm kinda glad you said that, because the only thing I can hear (on repeat) in my head is "Fuck Her. Fuck Her. Fuck. HER."

@girly: I think maybe they don't get it?

@laurasaurus: If it is, then Chris Brown FAILS at said art form, amirite?

@wtfox?!: Right?! I kept waiting for it - the lead into what a great actress she is - but nope.

@weetziebat: (it was a joke)

@Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: Silly is exactly right.

@lucysnowe: Word.

@foolish-rain: Non-argument. Brilliant. I will absolutely be using that. I'm so glad I kept scrolling down through the comments.

@fleursdelisa: I know the Ohlones (in Northern California) had a similar social structure. Very interesting!

This shit pisses me off. This is why people don't take action. Because no matter what action they take it's deemed "not enough". Of course it's not enough - that's the whole point. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

I'm a bottle blonde, but I'd never consider it "dye" - I call it "bleach"

@ginifur: That's what I thought, too.

@Ayepecks: Beard.