@herbie: So sad, but true.

@Queenjulie: This, along with "there is no empirical evidence that the slope is, in fact, slippery" and "past performance is not an indication of future results" - I should carry a card with these three statements printed so I can just point to the appropriate sentiment.

I am going to buy this book at full price just to show my support for this badassery.

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: Here Here! (PS - I love the word cuntness.)

@somnambulent: I'll carry this message to the West Coast. Gosh, I'm looking for anything to replace "awesome" - so this is just Swayze.

@brown.h.b: There is a link in the article -

I could take a picture of just about anything with a bank logo slapped on the top - that doesn't mean it was distributed by corporate.

@amowls: That is like half ban/half mandate.

@sarahchirp: THANK YOU! I just read it four times thinking "wow, my brain is seriously fried right now"

@sayah: Thank god this family has you here to weigh in on these important matters.

@Ayepecks: Have you been living under a rock? Or are you trying to be cute?

@mainlinewords: Newly added to my bucket list: hotbox a public restroom.

@LadyFabulous: Noooooo! He's so dull.

@WashingMyHair: That is brilliant. Shoot, they wouldn't even have to do a full run of episodes - I'd love to see just a two-part special!

@PatoPato: I am so doing that. Regularly. Like, actually, right now -

My best friend sent me a text message this morning that said "You know, you and I really have our shit together."

@Stagtasticfantastic: My parents didn't buy it - they let me scrounge and save. I bought it myself with birthday and Christmas money when I was 11.

@dernieredance: CUTE! My little sister had Samantha and I had Felicity - and we're 25 and 29 respectively!

@joythemanatee: THANK YOU! I hate when people come down so hard on what is CLEARLY a personal reflection.

@joythemanatee: THANK YOU! I hate when people come down so hard on what is CLEARLY a personal reflection.